Snow Day Chuckler Pillows

"We didn't have any carrots, but I found this in my Mom's bedroom."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Giant Snowflake.

"First snowman?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Winter Weather.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'It is too snowing!'

Snowman Driver

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Oi to the world!

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Where's everybody?'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

Artist's Perspective

"Having a mom who works for the Pentagon has its perks."

'The Polar Bear Dining Club'

'I was built by texters.'