Seasonal Chuckler Pillows

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

"Little help?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

The Itchy Back

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

How to Tell Spring is Here.

'You know you haven't been good, and I know you haven't been good, but good, nevertheless, is your public stance.'

'Someone call 9-1-1!!!'

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

Woodpecker sitting on snowmans nose

Gesundheit! - a christmas tree should be fresh.

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

Snirtman

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

'Let me remind you that in our legal system we're nice until proven naughty.'

"Where did summer go?"

Santa delivering newspapers