Seasonal Humor Lover Pillows

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Scarecrow with sign - 'The harvest is near'.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

The end is nigh

'Could you please gift wrap my exchange gift?'

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

'We better take the winter tires off the cart.'

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

Santa's Mask Problem

"One day son, all this will be slush!"

"Little help?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Frosty the Repairman"

"I love this time of year."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'It's a snow mobile.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Christmas Socks

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'