Seasonal Humor Appreciator Pillows

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

'The last leaf of autumn always irritates him,'

"Little help?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

The Frankenstein snowman.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I love this time of year."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'It's a snow mobile.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

The Salivation army.

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Christmas Socks

Night of the Living Reindeer

Snowman Romance

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

The Four Seasonings.

'What do you mean I've been replaced by an 'app'...?'

'My Christmas bonus.'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'