Seasonal Sense Of Humor Pillows

Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall ... Midterms

"Little help?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"I love this time of year."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Christmas Socks

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

Snowman Romance

The Four Seasonings.

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"

The Itchy Back

"Not exactly a snowman!"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

Snowing