Seasonal Humor Appreciator Prints

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

'The last leaf of autumn always irritates him,'

"Little help?"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

The Frankenstein snowman.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"I love this time of year."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

The Salivation army.

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

Christmas Socks

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

Snowman Romance

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

The Four Seasonings.

'What do you mean I've been replaced by an 'app'...?'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

The Itchy Back

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

Snowing