Seasonal Comedy Lovers Pillows

"Clocking in, clocking out."

"Little help?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

The Month of August

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'It's a snow mobile.'

"I love this time of year."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

Christmas Socks

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

The Four Seasonings.

Snowing

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

"Merry Christmas. You Cheerful, Chirpring, Cheeping, Tweeting, Tw*ttering, Twittering Tw*t!"