Cold Weather Comedy Lovers Pillows

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

"Frosty the Repairman"

Weather today.

Greco-polar wrestling

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

My tail's cold.

Uninhabital USA.

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

'You really need to get some balls.'

See U Next Year

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

"Solar diet."

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

Deep Snow All Around

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

"Never lose your cool."

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

'And do we really need scarves for warmth? And what's with the stove top hats?!'