Cold Weather Humor Fans Pillows

U.S.- Israel 'Our relationship is as warm as ever.'

"Little help?"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

Weather today.

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I've made a snow angel."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

Eskimo Breaking Wind

Uninhabital USA.

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

The Itchy Back

'Bless you.'

How to Tell Spring is Here.