Seasonal Comedians Pillows

The Month of August

"We adopted the suggestion you made last year!"

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"I love this time of year."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Christmas Socks

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

The Four Seasonings.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

Snowing

"Not exactly a snowman!"

Uninhabital USA.

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

'Bless you.'

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.