Cold Season Comedians Pillows

Sneezing

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

The Month of August

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

Weather today.

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

Greco-polar wrestling

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Santa's Second Stringers.

Ineffective Turkey Disguises

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

My tail's cold.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

A snowman executes another, but not in the fashion originally planned.

Eskimo Breaking Wind

Uninhabital USA.

Free Chimney Cleaning.

Hand emerges from King Arthur's xmas pudding with a coin.

Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree