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The Month of August

"We adopted the suggestion you made last year!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

'It's a snow mobile.'

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

"I love this time of year."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

Christmas Socks

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

Santa's Second Stringers.

The Four Seasonings.

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"Not exactly a snowman!"

Snowing

Uninhabital USA.

A man lies in a hammock under leaves.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

'Bless you.'