Seasonal Comedy Admirer Pillows

"Oi! You little fucker!"

"Little help?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"I love this time of year."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

"Normally this is where I would say something funny but the cartoonist is quiet quitting, too."

Night of the Living Reindeer

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

Christmas Socks

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Santa's Second Stringers.

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

The Four Seasonings.

"Not exactly a snowman!"