Seasonal Comedy Admirer Gifts

"Oi! You little fucker!"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Little help?"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'It's a snow mobile.'

"I love this time of year."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Santa with a boy on his knee:' I've got your 300 dollars. Did you bring your Mom and Dad's social security numbers and password information?'

'I love crocuses. They seem to defy the winter snow to let you know spring is coming.'

"Normally this is where I would say something funny but the cartoonist is quiet quitting, too."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Christmas Socks

'So is this your lazy days of summer, or are we still working on spring?'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

The Four Seasonings.

"Not exactly a snowman!"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'