Snow Day Chuckler Gifts

"We didn't have any carrots, but I found this in my Mom's bedroom."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Giant Snowflake.

"First snowman?"

Couple melting the snow around them.

Winter Weather.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'It is too snowing!'

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Snowman Driver

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Oi to the world!

'It's Johnny Taylor's snowsuit, but I don't think he's in there.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Zimmer Frame in Winter

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

"The National Weather Service is warning these areas to brace for what could be a crippling amount of Instagrammed snow photos."

'Where's everybody?'

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"Nigel, I thought the idea of us honeymooning in Aspen was we were going to learn to ski together."

"Having a mom who works for the Pentagon has its perks."

Artist's Perspective

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

'The Polar Bear Dining Club'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

'I was built by texters.'