Cold Feet Before Marriage Pillows

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am a 24-year-old man. The woman I am about to marry is having second thoughts because she believes that we are too young. What do you think? - Jacob. Actual reader letter. Great question. When is the right time to marry? Randy, our commitment expert, would you like to handle this one? Jacob, really, what were you expecting?! Medic! Randy's not moving.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I.T. Fear

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

"It will be a short service. We’re getting married during half-time."

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'You just lost points for so easily getting that Geeky 'Star Trek' reference.'

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

"I came here because my podiatrist said he couldn't help me with my cold fee."

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

'Last seen running away from St. Paul's Church...'

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

'You know I hate weddings - they remind me that I went through one!'

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

Sex at the office.

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

Foot in ice cube.

Wedding Skiers

You may kiss the bride but be careful of her lip piercings.

You're moving to Canada to avoid getting married? Canada border. I'm not the marrying type. I can't be tied down. I'll feel trapped, ornery, mean and I can't cook! Mexico's lovely this time of year. Hide me in your basement.

"If he's Parson Brown then who the heck is this joker?!?"

'On second thought, maybe I'll shop around a little first.'

"The duck stays!"

Putting on ice skates

Your feet are freezing.

"I'm not sure I've explored all of my marriage options!"

'I was driving to my wedding when my GPS recalculated and so did I.'

'We were married on the 9th on the 18th.'