Computer Cold Feet Pillows

I.T. Fear

Computer Room.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Don't worry, the first thirty years working here are the hardest.

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Pinochio's Computer

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am a 24-year-old man. The woman I am about to marry is having second thoughts because she believes that we are too young. What do you think? - Jacob. Actual reader letter. Great question. When is the right time to marry? Randy, our commitment expert, would you like to handle this one? Jacob, really, what were you expecting?! Medic! Randy's not moving.

'I'm worried. All he does is DOS all day.'

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

Computers: In and Obsolete.

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

'Try rebooting.'

Mr. Winter blast returns.

Computer problems

Hard drive crashed - please help.

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

Cold and Flu Medication.

Foot in ice cube.

"No it's simply sick from all the filth you've downloaded."

'That's one way to 'shut down' the system...'

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

Small Business Advisor - Malicious Attack Against Computers.

Eskimo and his PC in fridge.

Putting on ice skates

Your feet are freezing.

'I was driving to my wedding when my GPS recalculated and so did I.'

"It seems the only thing he can't remember is his password. I get tired of looking it up for him."