Two-left-feet Adventurer Gifts

It was in that moment Tiny Tim knew ballroom dancing was just the thing for him.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Where the wild things were."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Bicycle Sidecar.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Hello? - Is that me?'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Best Pals

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Fly fishing.

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Snakeboarding.

Tandem cyclists