Barefoot Adventurers Gifts

Coast to coast walk.

"Where the wild things were."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

Information...

An old lady Kitesurfing

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

'Hello? - Is that me?'

'No luggage.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

Best Pals

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

Success often means distracting the competition.

Father and Son quality time

Who's the suit? Warning. Nude beach.

Tour de Pothole.

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

"Where in the world can we bore people senseless about this year?"

"I was supposed to take the shoes off first, wasn't I?"

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"

'I found it in the Khama Sutra...it's an old indian bondage trick.'

Wordplay: Trampoline.

Tunnel of Hey, I'm Heading Into a Tunnel, I'll Call You Back.

"Gracie! School just ended and you're already a complete mess!"

"Aunt Ruby! Can we go home now?!"

Inventions

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Rachel! If you can't even stay focused on spreading peat moss, how do you expect to get into law school?"

Hill walker

I've decided to get Elon Musk to send me for a trip around the moon in two years. I set up a Gofundme page to crowdsource money for it. My goal is to raise ten billion dollars. That shouldn't be too hard, considering there are seven billion people on earth. Non of whom are going to give you a dime. I hope not. That would only come to seven hundred million. Annoyed? How'd you like to send me far away? Here's a link to my Gofundme.

Boy and his turtle on skateboard.