Barefoot Enthusiast Gifts

Who's the suit? Warning. Nude beach.

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Podologist

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"Do you do much walking?"

Vivienne Westwood

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'