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'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

Podologist

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'