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'Why can't I go barefoot? -- Lady Godiva does!'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Shoe addict.

New Shoes.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Consenting Adults.

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

The Hooligan.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

Boxers vs. Briefs