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'Why can't I go barefoot? -- Lady Godiva does!'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Vivienne Westwood

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

Consenting Adults.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

The Hooligan.

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'