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'No luggage.'

'Hey,COOL headphones buddy'

'A barefoot fisherman is great! He gives us cover, and we can suck the leeches off his legs!'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

The incomplete Angler

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"This next one's a sad little number I call, 'I left my guitar on the F train.'"

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Who's the suit? Warning. Nude beach.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

Counting Sheep

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

'Leading the pack, fighting contenders, it was too stressful: I gave it up and became a lone wolf...'

I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

Coast to coast walk.

'Are you counting sheep again?'

"Far out, man."

"I like sad songs."

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

A cancelled hunting trip

In the rain a country gent tells his sporting friend from town that they will have a lovely day because the frost has gone

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

"You've reached '1-800-WATER-4-U.' Please leave a message."

Mad or Noamd.

"I just can’t stand the loneliness anymore."

'I thought you're going to put the coffee on.'