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The incomplete Angler

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Canada's winter survival kit.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Feeling for shells

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Child with doll in the sea

'Is it organic?'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

Biker chopper shopper

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'No luggage.'

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

How to deal with weeds

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"It's so nice to be stressed about work outside for a change."

"You'll find trolling a lot easier with a boat."

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Fringe festival

Nature girl.

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

Set Sail

You're getting warmer.