One-legged Wanderer Gifts

The incomplete Angler

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Canada's winter survival kit.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Feeling for shells

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Child with doll in the sea

'Is it organic?'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

Biker chopper shopper

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

'No luggage.'

The Bathers (aka 'On Dieppe Beach) - For A Symons's Article on Dieppe

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

How to deal with weeds

Signs pointing out the ocean and beach because it is covered in litter.

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

'Wow! I feel so good this morning, I think I'll call in sick!'

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."

"It's so nice to be stressed about work outside for a change."

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"You'll find trolling a lot easier with a boat."

Fringe festival

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

Set Sail

Nature girl.