Wide-eyed Wanderer Gifts

'Is it organic?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Monkey-artist

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"The new house is almost ready!"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

The incomplete Angler

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

Rattlecornsnake

Lost and Profound.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Cankersaurus

'Are we there yet?

On Holiday

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'If we can keep him at bay until winter, he'll have to hibernate.'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Reality Bites

Woman taking keys of her husband who has been eaten by a snake.

"No one rides off into me anymore."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

Bad times for retirees.