Wide-eyed Wanderer Prints

'Is it organic?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Monkey-artist

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"The new house is almost ready!"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

We never roam anymore.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Bear Signpost.

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

The incomplete Angler

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Rattlecornsnake

Lost and Profound.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

On Holiday

Cankersaurus

'Are we there yet?

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'If we can keep him at bay until winter, he'll have to hibernate.'

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

"No one rides off into me anymore."

Reality Bites

Woman taking keys of her husband who has been eaten by a snake.

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'