Naked Adventurer Gifts

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Where the wild things were."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

An old lady Kitesurfing

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Best Pals

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Fly fishing.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

A woman reads a romance novel.

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

Snakeboarding.

Father and Son quality time

Tandem cyclists

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

Astronaut with a fish bowl for a helmet.

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I'm bored, too. Want to go out and photobomb people?'

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