Nudist World Explorer Gifts

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

"Privates Beach"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"I've got pride but no shame."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Success often means distracting the competition.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

Au Naturel Restaurant

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'