Nudist World Explorer Gifts

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

"Privates Beach"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I've got pride but no shame."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."