Nudist Explorers Gifts

Who's the suit? Nude beach.

How to go broke in a nudist colony: 'Andre's clothing for the family...NO shoe, NO shirts, NO service!'

"Privates Beach"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'