Nudist Explorers Pillows

How to go broke in a nudist colony: 'Andre's clothing for the family...NO shoe, NO shirts, NO service!'

"Privates Beach"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"I've got pride but no shame."

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

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