Nudist Wanderer Pillows

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

"Privates Beach"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I've got pride but no shame."

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Success often means distracting the competition.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."