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"No, mom...Julie and I had no problem at all going through airport security."

"Privates Beach"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'No luggage.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

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"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."