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"No, mom...Julie and I had no problem at all going through airport security."

"Privates Beach"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'No luggage.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"I've got pride but no shame."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."