Nudist Adventurers Pillows

Private Cactus Plains Nudist Colony.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

A gorilla returns in his space ship and discovers (to his disappointment) that the gorillas they left behind haven't really evolved - infact they have become nudists!

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

"Knock knock, are you decent?"

'Oh please Just who does Jerry think he's kidding with that censor strip'