Nudist Beach Adventurer Pillows

'Oh Frank, let's not swim here: It looks like a nudist-beach...'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Man at Nudist beach, watches a naked Punch & Judy show.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Au Naturel Restaurant

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Just give him the chips, Doris. We were warned that the seagulls around here are aggressive feeders!"

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

'Why do you always insist on a NATURIST holiday?'

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

'Oh please Just who does Jerry think he's kidding with that censor strip'

"Knock knock, are you decent?"