Nudist Explorer Gifts

24 hour nudist camp. We never clothes

'I got it for Father's Day.'

New reality TV, like 'Dating Nude' may open the door to new shows...

"Privates Beach"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'No luggage.'

"I've got pride but no shame."

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Success often means distracting the competition.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'It's the new transparent government.'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"Why yes. My husband does work in the construction industry! How on earth did you guess?"

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."