Tedium Tamer Gifts

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

A midwife holding a baby

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Lovely dovetail."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

Timber preservation

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Quiet Time

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

Childhood Screen Addict

How very Independent!