Tedium Tolerators Gifts

Jerome Higgins, World Champion of boring people to death.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

'What I mainly want to get out of this meeting is myself.'

"This is the worst parade ever."

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

'The level of my tolerance is only surpassed by the stupidity of people who don't share my opinion.'

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

Rudy, I summon thee. You are chosen to carry it forth. The Tablet. Behold: the upgraded iPad Pro. Better than a computer with the thinnest design ever. And I am the chosen one to tell the masses? Sort of. We expect millions to purchase and carry the message, making this a must-own item for 2019. But, yes, I mean, totally, you're chosen. A worthy daydream tends to have some elements of reality. Quickly, give us your credit card.

Color is not a crime

Golf Putt

I hate writing stupid papers. Me too. I've got to do one for our "Tolerance Week." I have to find the inner worth of a controversial belief. Easy. Write about the guys who deeply believe we must smash teacher unions. Good one. If I want to flunk! We'll see how much tolerance is tolerated.

Clancy: No Sense of Humour

'Perkins, you're 5.2376712 seconds late!'

New neighbours

'I miss having four seasons.'

Open Minded

"No, Francis— not even if she is desperate."

Bored men in waiting room

'Just pretend I'm not here.'