Tedium Tolerators Pillows

Jerome Higgins, World Champion of boring people to death.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

"I'm very pleased with the way you've handled this thankless boring job, Fenwick...."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

'C'mon. Just a few counties can't hurt.'

'For the next sixty seconds, this station will make an annoying 'BEEEEP' sound....'

'What I mainly want to get out of this meeting is myself.'

"This is the worst parade ever."

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

"O.K., she's sitting down to write in three....two....one...."

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

'You can wake up now, he finished the maze. But next time we'll going back to mice.'

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

Planet of the Slightly Irritating Squeaky Things.

Color is not a crime

Golf Putt

Clancy: No Sense of Humour

'Perkins, you're 5.2376712 seconds late!'

New neighbours

'I miss having four seasons.'

Open Minded

"No, Francis— not even if she is desperate."

Bored men in waiting room

'Just pretend I'm not here.'