Urban Battlers Pillows

Run, Mike, Run!

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

See you at Charing Cross!

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Big Burgers.

Gymnast's Commute

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

Lakeonia National Park: Car parking and park area.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"For all the years I've worked here you've had it in for me...so will you get off my case."

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

Parking? I don't think so.

"Have you SEEN what an angry slug can do to a delphinium?"

"It's a mug's game!"

Toy soldiers - War on drugs, War on binge drinking, Combat obesity, etc.

"We have way too much micro-managing around here."

Street Football

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

"You look sufficiently armoured for this afternoon's meeting."

Builder adjusting a wall.

"I'm not kidding, Phil! You really ARE the poster child for middle-aged, disillusioned and down-hearted businessmen everywhere!"

The future of warfare.

Getting in shape (or not)

"Off to start your own company in the same business as ours...no, we don't mind at all."

Witness the power of this fully operational battle station

'HEYYY! That's new CARPET,you JERK!!' - Life in the fast lane.

"Tell me straight, doctor, how many more takeover battles do I have left in me?"

"And for my next trick, I shall attempt to open a supermarket carrier bag without losing my temper."