Baggage Battler Gifts

"Just give me a moment..."

The fate of the emigrant

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Budget cuts have forced us to drop our day-care program. I've contacted your mother to come and pick you up.'

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Fries and kids

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"All I have left to cut is my lunch money."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

Next Wave Collegiate Sports

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Emotional Baggage Handler

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

Man is attacked by barcodes.

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

buck stops here-taxes...mine

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

'So how have the cuts affected you?'

'I worry that Henderson's becoming too well entrenched.'

"To describe our budget shortfall as a 'Black Hole' is both simplistic and inaccurate."

I'm not overweight , I just have a heavy management infrastructure.

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

"Good news! The White House has agreed to negotiate with us on that $400 mil in cuts!" "What do you have to give up next time... the other arm or a leg...?"