Baggage Buster Gifts

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

"That's an everblue."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Emotional Baggage Handler

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Man Carrying Big Burden

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

"Problems are only as real as you imagine them to be."

Airport: Luggage left unattended will be sold to the highest bidder.

'You forgot the reusable grocery bags too!'

'You're a day late, a dollar short, AND fifteen pounds overweight.'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

'So...Now I can get American's loudy service and U.S. airways inept baggage handling all in one convenient airline?'