Burden Busters Gifts

Man Carrying Big Burden

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Oil shock.

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'Please excuse the mess - we've been busy throwing good money after bad!'

Rusk Assessment Form

"They're spelt differently!"

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

Put it in petty cash.

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"In principle I agree that staff have far to much pointless paperwork to fill in."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'