Problem Buster Gifts

"I'd like algebra a lot more if it weren't for one thing."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

"You bring up an important concern, but I'm looking for a problem that better fits my preconceived solution."

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

Oil shock.

Flies up the ante!

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

'Please excuse the mess - we've been busy throwing good money after bad!'

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

Osborne's Tax Cuts

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

Bureau of Missing Persons