Problem Buster Gifts

"I'd like algebra a lot more if it weren't for one thing."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

"You bring up an important concern, but I'm looking for a problem that better fits my preconceived solution."

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Flies up the ante!

Oil shock.

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

Osborne's Tax Cuts

Dept. of Mathematics and Frustration.

'Please excuse the mess - we've been busy throwing good money after bad!'

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

'Your father installed a security system.'

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"