Burden Busters Prints

Man Carrying Big Burden

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'We're cutting back on our legal expenses and going with the violence instead.'

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

Oil shock.

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

Osborne's Tax Cuts

'Please excuse the mess - we've been busy throwing good money after bad!'

"I've been told to go through all our expenses...cut out any fat, get rid of any costly perks!"

"They're spelt differently!"

Celebrity endorsements? I thought you said celibate endorsements. No wonder we're coming in under budget.

Rusk Assessment Form

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

"In principle I agree that staff have far to much pointless paperwork to fill in."

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

"Hang the expense, Potter. If you need another pencil, order it."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'