Barrier Buster Gifts

Ralph Waldo Emerson said "Every wall is a door." Just don't assume they're all automatic.

"He used art to break down barriers. That, of course, and the sledge hammer."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Frog in the puddles.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

Glass Ceiling

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

High Jump

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Proposed Changes To The Laws Of Gravity

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Sigmund Freud.

'At least! I get to find out what's above the glass ceiling!'

"In the flea jar, the Change Manager attempts to convince his colleagues that 'there is no lid'.

Reading

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

"You let people walk all over you."

I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.

"What part of this don't you understand?"

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Changing rooms: Men. Women. Minds.

Heaven: Disabled Access

'I'm sensing you may still have some boundary issues.'