Burden Bearers Gifts

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

The fate of the emigrant

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

Backpacker

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

'Here's something you need to hear...'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

'The burden I can bear, but the constant rotation makes me dizzy.'

Man Carrying Big Burden

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

"Problems are only as real as you imagine them to be."

"I was hoping to retire at 60 - but I have to wait until 65 if I want to finish this latest survey."

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Mirage 10miles

"My therapist told me to try to avoid negative people."

Delegation

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

'Nothing important. Just missing another deadline.'

Overworked GPs.

'Been here awhile?'

Debt is a tax with interest added on.

"This is heavy!"

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

"I've been really worried about the huge numbers of hours you've been doing recently. . . we can't really let it carry on unless you start paying towards the electricity you're using!"

"Let's check the attendance for a third time just to be sure."