Burden Bearers Pillows

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

The fate of the emigrant

"Worst case of month-end burnout I ever saw."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

'I'm 43 years old. That's 64 in work years.'

Backpacker

'Here's something you need to hear...'

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'The good news is that you'll be able to continue working and pay my bill.'

"So ants can lift twenty times their body weight. Big deal. Who can't?"

'The burden I can bear, but the constant rotation makes me dizzy.'

Atlas at Home

Man Carrying Big Burden

"Problems are only as real as you imagine them to be."

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

"I was hoping to retire at 60 - but I have to wait until 65 if I want to finish this latest survey."

"I have my standards even if they're only industry standards."

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"My therapist told me to try to avoid negative people."

'The entire building has settled seven inches since the first day of school due to the weight of the students' backpacks.'

Now hiring. Anthill, Inc. You should know we're all expected to pull 20 times our own weight around here.

Delegation

Mirage 10miles

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

'Nothing important. Just missing another deadline.'

Overworked GPs.

Debt is a tax with interest added on.

'Been here awhile?'

"This is heavy!"

"Perhaps you're to blame for having unrealistic expectations."

"Let's check the attendance for a third time just to be sure."