Baggage Buster Mugs

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Emotional Baggage Handler

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Excess Baggage: Meanwhile, back at baggage handlers university...

Baggage Arrivals - Lone suitcase, woman crying 'Oh Darling! It's been so long...'

Airplanes have to limit the noise pollution at landing

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

"Anytime you need a sherpa, you can't find one."

'Will you marry me and help bear my burden?'

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

Shot Putting Competition, "He used to be a baggage handler at Heathrow."

Airport: Luggage left unattended will be sold to the highest bidder.

I don't like the looks of this airline.

"Problems are only as real as you imagine them to be."

Man Carrying Big Burden

'Let's give him a couple more minutes, but it looks like we've got ourselves a bum who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.'

'You forgot the reusable grocery bags too!'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand-new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

'You're a day late, a dollar short, AND fifteen pounds overweight.'